Annoying Facebook Quotes & Updates

Below you will find a good collection of Facebook quotes that can annoy the hell out of you. I have been gathering such quotes and sayings from the past 3 months, so I will appreciate if you can share this post — do it if you really like this post.


Real Annoying Updates From Facebook Friends

I have added my comment after every quote to make it a little bit interesting — or, let’s say, a bit more annoying. Feel free to add any status updates and quotes you have come across on your friend’s walls on Facebook. Leave a comment below if you have a quote in mind that’s worth a add here.

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”

God, every Facebook girl must have posted this quote on their wall. Honestly, I must have seen this famous quote hundreds of times already, and I still hate it.

“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”

Comes from a Facebook girl who is neither. Ouch!

“Live the life you love, love the life you live.”

Oh, I get it… Wait, what?

“Dance like nobody is watching.”

🙁 Why dANze wen nobodi is watching?

“Live every day like it is your last!”

Living on Facebook? Nice.

“Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

Dude, paralysis doesn’t kill you…

“I get drunk and sometimes I’ll hit you but, if you know me don’t love me when I’m drunk you don’t deserve me when I’m sober.”

Sh*t just got real.

“Live. Laugh. Love.”


“Music is my religion.”

Come on…

“You can live life, but that doesn’t mean you’re alive.”

Hehe. *Unfriends*

“Everything happens for a reason.”

Fun fact: it doesn’t.

“I’m not single and I’m not committed… I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves…”

Says the girl who was ditched by her boyfriend…

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, thats why its called the present.”

Thanks for the enlightenment. Now, go away.

“Shoot for the moon and if you miss you will still be among the stars.”

Apparently, you will still be floating in space.

“Just be yourself!”

No, no ways!

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”

You are back girl? I did unfriended you, right?

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!”


“You can be anything you want to be if you put your mind to it!”

Yay! I am a proud Facebooker!

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”

Deep. Very deep.

“Money can’t buy happiness”

Okay, how much have you earned? Wait, haha, I know — zero!

“Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”

That’s it! I give up.

Do you want to share a quote that has been annoying you lately? Feel free to add them through your comments below!